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Wróblin Głogowski is a former village, now almost completely deserted part of Głogów, in Lower Silesian Voivodeship, in Głogów County. Wróblin is located in the direct vicinity of the Głogów Copperworks. Degradation of the natural environment by the smelter forced the inhabitants of the village to leave it. Currently, Wróblin Głogowski is located within the administrative borders of Głogów and is inhabited by one family
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\"We Will Rock You\" is a song by the British rock band Queen from their 1977 album News of the World, written by guitarist Brian May. Rolling Stone ranked it number 330 of \"The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time\" in 2004, and the RIAA it placed at number 146 on the Songs of the Century list in 2001. In 2009, \"We Will Rock You\" was inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What is the leading cause of dry skin?","punchline":"Towels","id":246}
{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}
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